- Do you have a love of monkeys that borderline obsession? Is there any little addiction that has you in a vice?? Are you human, and require shirts on a regular basis that are not the norm? Well, you’re in luck cause we got the all-in-all shirt for you. This lovable monkey clings to you day and night… spin in circles all you want, cause he’s like a tail… You’re never gonna catch him, but he’s all yours!!
WARNINGS: Do not feed your monkey. You can love your monkey, just don’t LOVE your monkey. Bananas and dancing may become a side effect to wear your shirt. The monkey is there to stay… Trying to remove monkey results in an expiration of the monkey.. and his shirt. Touching your monkey too much can cause arthritis, chronic nose bleeds, and swelling of the genital brain. No complaints, no resizes, no buts, no cuts, no coconuts… Enjoy!
If you'd like me to remove it, just let me know!